They're Happy Snappy,
Rootin' McTootin',
Thanksgiving Grannies
prone to Kicken' & Chuten'.

They're Grannies with chutzpa,
chins up on their vespa,
breathing culture and tradition
with the lungs of America!

While often disguised,
they are known by this sign:
Grannies bring life and
"A Wrinklin' Good Time!"